Funny Quotes for Mother's Day

I thought instead of just wishing everyone a wonderful Mothers Day, I would round up some funny, make you crack a smile, mother quotes. Because every mom out there needs a good laugh once in a while, especially when it comes to raising children. Heres some silly and funny quotes for all you fine mommies out there. I hope you are truly celebrated on this day.

"I'm a mother with two small children, so I don't take as much crap as I used to."

— Pamela Anderson

"There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it."

— Chinese Proverbs

"I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them."

— Phyllis Diller

"I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on."                                  

~Roseanne Barr

"My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it."

— Mark Twain

"The phrase 'working mother' is redundant."

— Jane Sellman

"My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it."

— Buddy Hackett

"The hand that rocks the cradle usually is attached to someone who isn't getting enough sleep."

~ John Fiebig

"I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids."

~Unknown

"The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the mother, never. A mother is something absolutely new."

~Rajneesh

"You don't really understand human nature unless you know why a child on a merry-go-round will wave at his parents every time around - and why his parents will always wave back."                 

~William D. Tammelus

"Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body."

~Elizabeth Stone

Do you have a favorite? I would love to hear it!My personal favorite was Pamela Andersons. I laughed out loud when I read it. There's nothing like children to toughen you up and melt your heart.

 If you had a good laugh, chuckle, or even cracked a smile while reading you can find more funny mother quotes at Nanny Deprived.

Danielle